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Poltergeist Advice

Everything I need to know about parenting, I learned from watching Poltergeist. When you are thinking of buying or building a house, perhaps just do a tiny bit of research on the history of the area...

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Bananas

I placed a sticker on my head, Prepared to follow through. I could not help but crack a smile, Because bananas told me to. – April Resnick                     Some lighthearted joy for a Friday...

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Pinched

A pinched nerve And a Percocet Both with a coffee chaser Have rearranged My plans today A “must get done” eraser -a.r.

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Divine Comedy

When I first speak in the morning Catching, croaking, from my throat When I swallow water wrongly Invading sting, straight out my nose When I walk blind into a memory A sliding door I did not see...

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Psycho

Opaque vinyl curtain that clings to me When I step in the shower and try to get clean Not quite as romantic as cotton or glass I feel so Saran-wrapped when you stick to my ass –a.r. Reposted because...

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Last Laugh

Will I have a hangnail when I die All swollen, painful, pink Or perhaps an eyelash in my eye These are the things on which I think With those final bits of breath I take Great void of blackness, on the...

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Asshole

When I take myself too seriously I become way too full of shit And spend all my time clinching To hold in every stodgy bit Perhaps it’s time to squat and let it rip Let my ass hang in the wind Forget...

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Meditation Separation

Have you ever meditated with a wedgie It leaves you feeling separated and quite edgy Your panties in a bunch I’ve more than just a hunch It brings you back to when you were a fledgling — a.r. Oil...

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(i) Love

Last night my lover spoke of math, And the theories of Lacan, To loose the heart of me. “You are the symbolic, and the real, And the (i) imaginary all in one,” i was near belief and then I laughed....

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No Thank You

These lonely hours Are not lost The silent sobs And tragic laughter Lead me back To listening to myself This is not a “thank you.” -me Image: Only the Lonely, by leAlmighty on deviantart.com

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